[SukkoPera]

Incollo le caratteristiche qua ad imperitura memoria, perché temo che tra un po' tolgano la pagina, e meritano decisamente:

Stunning features of Fake Lager:

• Brewed with Rice, Corn and Glucose Syrups. Hey, they are much cheaper than malt you know.
  
• No Hops at all. They are expensive and have flavour. Leaving them out saves everyone time and money.
  
• Brewed at 10% ABV then diluted back to 4.7% with water just before packaging making it incredibly cheap to produce. Win.
  
• We add fish-guts, loads of chemicals and other really scary stuff. Not sure why. Just seems to be the done thing with industrial lagers.
  
• It only takes 3 days from brewing to shipping. Punk IPA takes 30 – what a waste of time!
  
• Almost no flavour at all. Hints of cardboard, snake oil and corroding metals.
  
• Quadruple filtered and pasteurised to the point it no longer has any discernible soul.
  
• Actively promotes binge drinking because we are going to sell it super cheap.
  
• Backed with a huge advertising campaign to try and trick people into thinking it is actually good.
• People are stupid, they will definitely believe us.
  
• Good men, blissful in their ignorance, will soak up it up like vermin.